Innocent Courtesan to Adventurer’s Bride by Louise Allen
My rating: 2 of 5 stars
Hero walks by Damsel’s bedroom door and hears some sort of struggle. He bursts into her room to rescue her from…her bedsheets! A nightmare caused Celina to thrash around and get her sheets wrapped tightly around her neck. She sleep-claws poor Hero’s hands up while he’s saving her life. Hero needed his hands bandaged up and Celina required a scarf to hide her bruised neck. The moral of the story is USE NAIL CLIPPERS! Also, the importance of having safe sheets can never be stressed too much.
